We don’t host any events. We just like to sit around, drink alcohol, and eat terrible food all day. Occasionally we will let people perform on our site and make a fool out of themselves.

Events! Events! Events!

farm255-eventsWe specialize in ruining parties and would love to help you get your next party up and going. Drinks will have to be provided. We must be allowed to drink with you. Furniture can and will be broken. Drinking together is always more fun.

We will go anywhere in The planet of earth. Maybe Mars.